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Friday, 18 March 2005

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    Why do Women Cry?

     

    A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

    "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

    Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

    "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

    The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

    Finally he asked God. He said, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

    God said:

    " When I made the woman she had to be special.
    I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

    I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

    I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

    I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

    I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

    I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

    And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

    "You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

    The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Sunday, 13 March 2005

Saturday, 01 May 2004

  • soo....... 2day i woke up at 6:30 cuz i had MeXiCo LiNdO practice at 9:00, but it turns out it was actually at 10:00, so i had to wait 4 a whole freaking hour!!!    well that went on till 12:00 then i went somewhere... where did i go? damn i actually forgot... OHHHHH k i went 2 my aunt's casa and then i went home... then i was online for the longest time nd no one was on so i went outside.. now i'm online again talking 2 yee about her dumbass "friends"... long story... don't think she wants me telling everyone tho... sooo.. check this out.....

    TickleMyPiclke: READ MY INFO BITCH
    TickleMyPiclke: NOWWWW
    TickleMyPiclke: OR KALINDA IS GONNA GET U
    TickleMyPiclke: N
    TickleMyPiclke: A
    TickleMyPiclke: N
    TickleMyPiclke: S
    TickleMyPiclke: I
    TickleMyPiclke: S
    TickleMyPiclke: T
    TickleMyPiclke: I
    TickleMyPiclke: n
    TickleMyPiclke: k
    TickleMyPiclke: s
    TickleMyPiclke: l
    TickleMyPiclke: ik
    TickleMyPiclke: e
    TickleMyPiclke: pooop
    TickleMyPiclke: hello
    TickleMyPiclke: my love where did u go/?
    TickleMyPiclke: helloo
    TickleMyPiclke: where r u lover
    TickleMyPiclke: ahhhhhhrrrr
    TickleMyPiclke: i m gonna kill u bithc
    TickleMyPiclke: i m talking to myself!
    TickleMyPiclke: fine bitch
    TickleMyPiclke: >:oi hate ur testicles
    TickleMyPiclke: and i will never b friends with u
    TickleMyPiclke: ever
    TickleMyPiclke: if u dont talk to me
    TickleMyPiclke: now...or in the next couple of minutes/hours
    aNgeLgiRL064911: SRY
    aNgeLgiRL064911: MY DAD WAS AKING ME SOMETHING
    TickleMyPiclke: ahhhhhhrrrr ur soo lucky i was almost never gonna talk to u
    TickleMyPiclke: againe EVER
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    aNgeLgiRL064911: sure
    aNgeLgiRL064911: what do u mean what is my thing?
    TickleMyPiclke: UR XANGA\
    aNgeLgiRL064911: oh
    TickleMyPiclke: LEMME READ IT

    TickleMyPiclke: u lucky duckbutt
    TickleMyPiclke: nansi where r u

    aNgeLgiRL064911: your sis is dumb
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    TickleMyPiclke: not really she just had a blonde moment! lol

    TickleMyPiclke: y the hell rnt u talkign to me >:o
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    aNgeLgiRL064911: sry i'm trying to add musik 2 my xanga
    TickleMyPiclke: no dont cuz then i m all talking to myself
    TickleMyPiclke: i mean stop playing with urself..i mean the xanga crap and play with me!!!

    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    aNgeLgiRL064911: ok...
    aNgeLgiRL064911:
    TickleMyPiclke: did u like that one suger buns
    aNgeLgiRL064911: hahaha
    aNgeLgiRL064911: wtf?
    TickleMyPiclke: u knoe it baby
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol

    TickleMyPiclke: she was all we should door bell ditch him!
    TickleMyPiclke: lol
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    aNgeLgiRL064911: that's funny as fuck
    TickleMyPiclke: i knoe u wanna fuck me..but u have no pickle babe...or do u!!!=-O
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    aNgeLgiRL064911: what?!
    aNgeLgiRL064911: where did that come from?
    TickleMyPiclke: i dont knoe sweaty
    TickleMyPiclke: hahahah
    TickleMyPiclke: get it!
    TickleMyPiclke: nansi
    TickleMyPiclke: i hate u.....r u cheating on me>:o
    TickleMyPiclke: my  lover is cheating on me!!!
    TickleMyPiclke: hello

    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    aNgeLgiRL064911: what?
    aNgeLgiRL064911: i'm writing in my xanga
    TickleMyPiclke: u r talkignto ur other burr-eat-oooo's rnt u
    TickleMyPiclke: i thought so:'(
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    aNgeLgiRL064911: yes i am i'm so sry
    aNgeLgiRL064911: i can't help myseld
    aNgeLgiRL064911: i just need....
    aNgeLgiRL064911: some
    aNgeLgiRL064911: COLOR in my life
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    TickleMyPiclke: i can get tan i swear!
    aNgeLgiRL064911: lol
    TickleMyPiclke: where is the pic of johnny depps penis
    TickleMyPiclke: i need it noooooow
    TickleMyPiclke: or ill die

    TickleMyPiclke:   didja sign my guest book
    TickleMyPiclke: nansi u r pissing by wuevos (testicles) off
    TickleMyPiclke: they r getting angry
    TickleMyPiclke: they r gonna shoot off into ur house and kick u in the butthole

    TickleMyPiclke: ur so dumb for leaving me poopy

    yeah that's my friend Kelsey 4 u guys... don't u just love her? i do  lol..... well that's all 4 now..

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    • Birthday: 6/7/1989
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